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Tube Dude 22 7/24/2001 8:59 PM 38 0
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?

Apparently all of them.

Tube Dude 22 7/26/2001 12:57 AM 6 0
QUESTION: Do you think that Gary Condit's behavior is comparable to Bill Clinton's?

ANSWER: Close but no cigar.

Stefan Johansson 8/6/2001 7:50 PM 6 0
Q:How many luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:Just one,but itīs gonna take two months and it will
cost You 250 bucks!

Johan / Sweden 8/6/2001 7:51 PM 11 0
"...can I have the old fuse back? sounded much better..."

the smoke must never leave the amp. if it does, the amp wount work anymore.....

Enzo 8/9/2001 9:20 AM 50 0
My favorite trick is to write "16 ohm speaker cables" on a piece of paper before I walk into a Radio Shack. With serious face I tell them I am supposed to get 16 ohm speaker cables. I show them the note, "See." Nine times out of ten, they trot off to find them.

Nardis 8/13/2001 4:41 AM 9 0
Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?

A: It's when you throw an accordian in a dumpster and it lands on a banjo.

Nardis 8/13/2001 4:44 AM 12 0
Q: What do musicians use for birth control?

A: Their personality.


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