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tim grover 5/22/101 5:26 am 5 0
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has dumped him ? .............homeless.

Zeke 5/25/101 2:36 am 7 0
Not really tech related, but...I once placed an ad in the paper to sell my Hagstrom guitar. I described it, noted that it had new pickups, and that I was asking $75. A couple of days later some 'Billy Bob' calls me up and says, "yeah, I'm calling about the new pickups for $75?"

6/13/101 6:45 pm 7 0

"The most interesting issue about coils is that they are a little bit socially attracted by other coils. This is, why they often happen to appear as couples or even triples or even lots. Not that they could not work on their own, but often they have a partner attached to them by a metal core. Despite that social orientation nobody has ever seen two coils making a third one. Maybe they don't want to."

craig 6/21/101 5:14 am 16 0
Q: how do you get a guitar player to play quieter?

A: put sheet music in front of him!

Winnie Thomas 7/5/2001 2:30 PM 8 0
From the keyboard player in our band:

Q: What do you throw to a guitar p[layer when he's drowning?

A: His amplifier

Tube Dude 22 7/24/2001 8:52 PM 16 0
Q: How do you know there's a lead singer at your door?

A: They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Tube Dude 22 7/24/2001 8:57 PM 18 0
A guy walks into a bar and says "Hey bartender I got a new musician joke for you!"

The bartender says: "You see that black belt on the wall? That's mine,I'm a guitar player and I ain't got much sense of humor.

You see that guy over at the table? He's my cousin. He's a bass player and he ain't got much sense of humor.

You see this guy here? This is Bubba." The man looks over at the large, tattooed figure on the bar stool in a black leather Hell's Angel's jacket. "Bubba's a drummer and he doesn't take kindly to criticism. Are you sure you want to tell your musician joke in here?"

The guy replies,"Well not if I'm gonna have to explain it three


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