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liam | 10/30/2001 3:11 PM | 12 | 0 | |
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Section from the brochure of my favourite luthier:
"A deposit of 50% will be required with all instrument orders, with the balance payable prior to delivery, should the customer still be living." (Turns out the copy-writer had been waiting a long time for a guitar when he wrote the brochure) |
too embarassed to ID | 11/27/2001 2:57 AM | 10 | 0 | |
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You know why most older amps hum? They forgot the words. |
Bernt | 1/7/2002 11:16 AM | 25 | 0 | |
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What's the definition of perfect musical pitch? Throwing an accordeon and hitting a banjo. |
Bernt | 1/7/2002 10:23 PM | 21 | 0 | |
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From an instruction book for an Advance OS1000A oscilloscope: 'Put the oscilloscope in front of you at the work-bench with the rubber-feet down' |
bowtied | 1/16/2002 3:18 AM | 26 | 0 | |
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Here in El Paso, a buddy of mine used to have a small vintage guitar shop. You wouldn't believe how many calls we got asking for Gibson Flying Fives. |
Stefaan | 1/29/2002 4:38 PM | 19 | 0 | |
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So how many times did a customer tell you "it'll probably be something small, just a fuse or some wire"... once you tell them "if it's just a minor thing, why don't you fix it yourself? Have you checked all fuses"... they'll never say it again... |
Don Symes | 2/22/2002 5:38 AM | 10 | 0 | |
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Lou Perleman's at work on a gangsta' hip-hop boy band calling themselves 'Straight Outta' Orlando'. |
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