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liam 10/30/2001 3:11 PM 12 0
Section from the brochure of my favourite luthier:

"A deposit of 50% will be required with all instrument orders, with the balance payable prior to delivery, should the customer still be living."

(Turns out the copy-writer had been waiting a long time for a guitar when he wrote the brochure)

 
too embarassed to ID 11/27/2001 2:57 AM 10 0
You know why most older amps hum? They forgot the words.

 
Bernt 1/7/2002 11:16 AM 25 0
What's the definition of perfect musical pitch? Throwing an accordeon and hitting a banjo.

 
Bernt 1/7/2002 10:23 PM 21 0
From an instruction book for an Advance OS1000A oscilloscope: 'Put the oscilloscope in front of you at the work-bench with the rubber-feet down'

 
bowtied 1/16/2002 3:18 AM 26 0
Here in El Paso, a buddy of mine used to have a small vintage guitar shop. You wouldn't believe how many calls we got asking for Gibson Flying Fives.

 
Stefaan 1/29/2002 4:38 PM 19 0
So how many times did a customer tell you "it'll probably be something small, just a fuse or some wire"... once you tell them "if it's just a minor thing, why don't you fix it yourself? Have you checked all fuses"... they'll never say it again...

 
Don Symes 2/22/2002 5:38 AM 10 0
Lou Perleman's at work on a gangsta' hip-hop boy band calling themselves 'Straight Outta' Orlando'.

 
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