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| Nardis | 8/13/2001 4:44 AM | 12 | 0 | |
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| Q: What do musicians use for birth control?
A: Their personality. | ||||
| Nardis | 8/13/2001 4:41 AM | 9 | 0 | |
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| Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?
A: It's when you throw an accordian in a dumpster and it lands on a banjo. | ||||
| Enzo | 8/9/2001 9:20 AM | 50 | 0 | |
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| My favorite trick is to write "16 ohm speaker cables" on a piece of paper before I walk into a Radio Shack. With serious face I tell them I am supposed to get 16 ohm speaker cables. I show them the note, "See." Nine times out of ten, they trot off to find them. | ||||
| Johan / Sweden | 8/6/2001 7:51 PM | 11 | 0 | |
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| "...can I have the old fuse back?...it sounded much better..."
the smoke must never leave the amp. if it does, the amp wount work anymore..... | ||||
| Stefan Johansson | 8/6/2001 7:50 PM | 6 | 0 | |
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| Q:How many luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Just one,but itīs gonna take two months and it will cost You 250 bucks! | ||||
| Tube Dude 22 | 7/26/2001 12:57 AM | 6 | 0 | |
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| QUESTION: Do you think that Gary Condit's behavior is comparable to Bill Clinton's?
ANSWER: Close but no cigar. | ||||
| Tube Dude 22 | 7/24/2001 8:59 PM | 38 | 0 | |
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| How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
Apparently all of them. | ||||
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