|Nardis||8/13/2001 4:44 AM||12||0|
|Q: What do musicians use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
|Nardis||8/13/2001 4:41 AM||9||0|
|Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?
A: It's when you throw an accordian in a dumpster and it lands on a banjo.
|Enzo||8/9/2001 9:20 AM||50||0|
|My favorite trick is to write "16 ohm speaker cables" on a piece of paper before I walk into a Radio Shack. With serious face I tell them I am supposed to get 16 ohm speaker cables. I show them the note, "See." Nine times out of ten, they trot off to find them.|
|Johan / Sweden||8/6/2001 7:51 PM||11||0|
|"...can I have the old fuse back?...it sounded much better..."
the smoke must never leave the amp. if it does, the amp wount work anymore.....
|Stefan Johansson||8/6/2001 7:50 PM||6||0|
|Q:How many luthiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Just one,but itīs gonna take two months and it will
cost You 250 bucks!
|Tube Dude 22||7/26/2001 12:57 AM||6||0|
|QUESTION: Do you think that Gary Condit's behavior is comparable to Bill Clinton's?
ANSWER: Close but no cigar.
|Tube Dude 22||7/24/2001 8:59 PM||38||0|
|How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
Apparently all of them.