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Bernt 12/18/2002 8:23 PM 29 0
A customer came into my shop with a Fender amp complaining: "everytime I happen to kick it it goes 'boink, boink' and I hate that, can you fix it?
Sure, I said, and removed the Accutronics spring reverb.
He was very happy, paid for it, and now I've got myself a nice reverb-tank.

 
Joey 12/12/2002 8:01 PM 40 0
Has anyone ever heard of the Vacuum tube rodeo sexual position? Well, you get your girl and get her on all fours and get behind her and grab her el34's and say ahh baby these tubes feel just like your sisters 6l6's, ...and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds....

 
Mark Sutton 9/23/2002 5:03 AM 30 0
I was chuckling about Craig's story (Western Electric telephone ringer right above his bench goes off when he's got his nose near some HV)...I was working at a TV transmitter site, switched my pager to "vibrate" cause it was really noisy up there...was up on a ladder connecting the transmitter output coupler into a combiner (the antenna is shared by several stations, there was like 200,000 watts of RF already in this thing) and of course, the boss pages, he just wanted to know how I was doing...

 
RCM 7/13/2002 9:45 AM 25 0
This One Time At Amp Camp............................Oh Nevermind!

 
Ross M. 6/15/2002 6:22 AM 28 0
I have a 6AU6 tube attached to my keychain, and walking into work a waitress noticed it and said, "Whats that?" looking closer she says, "Oh its a fuse. Why do you have that on your keychain?" Laughing, I said, "I don't know where you could get a fuse that looks like that." Smiling, she says, "You can buy fuses in a lot of places, have you tried Auto Zone?" Again, laughing, I said, "Its not a fuse, its a vacuum tube." Her reply: "What kind of vacuum cleaner does it go to?"

 
Don Symes 6/14/2002 5:10 PM 7 0
"What'd you play in the band?"
"Shortstop."
--Two guys talking on the corner of Durant Ave and Bowditch St.

(from http://inpassing.org)

 
kirk 5/16/2002 6:45 PM 15 0
FOR SALE:
home,car and wristwatch.
taking up drumming.

 
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